I just got LITT UP !

You wouldn’t guess what is about to happen !!

I wasn’t able to myself.

I mean they just said goodbye to me what feels like a week ago,

but they are back !

WITH AN EFFING BANG…

Fun times are ahead people !

Now do you wanna guess?

no ?

But you have to guess…….

Still no ?

ok fine !

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HELLO EXAMS !

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( this is also what my date sheet said to me the other day, I am just spreading the word )

Bllaahhh..

I can’t believe this .

My mid semester just finished and now my semester are waving at me all smug like ‘You should have known this ! “

Well, I should have known better than to put a colored top with the whites, but I still did it, didn’t I ??

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Ughh, can’t you see ??

MY EXAMS ARE STALKING ME !
I need to get a restraining order stat !

Also , I need to study …..

oh well later, let me vent some more first !

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OK

   Done !

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live and let live

(exams I am looking right at you )

Love everybody !

   See ya when I see ya !

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ENVIOUS ANYBODY ??

There are SO many thing in this world that I want to do, most of them bordering idiotic but I want to do them anyway.

In fact there are so many things in my bucket list that they can’t even fit into a bucket.

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I know !

But sometimes and under some conditions, circumstances and situations we are not able to accomplish those dreams.

Obviously then we are sad

but to put a cherry on the top of the cake

somehow and from somewhere ( for eg. from our personal hell a.k.a. facebook  )

a bomb drops quoting in a calligraphic handwriting that so and so person is now doing so and so thing

that YOU already reserved the right to do !

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then comes the phases…….

PHASE 1 : SHOCK AND HEART WRENCHING SADNESS

You feel betrayed, shocked and sad.

It is a betrayal like no other ,

even if the person didn’t know that you wanted to do or be that thing

from the bottom of your heart !

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PHASE 2 : JEALOUSY

You feel extremely jealous

because it was you who had dreams about accomplishing that thing

and somebody else just comes in hacks your dreams

and go their merry effing way.

Oh hell no !

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And then you start hating that person for a little time

like a second or maybe 2 minutes,

depends on how close you are to that person.

PHASE 3 :ENVIOUS MODE

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Now because your heart is not in agreement with your brain

and since brain is scared that the heart will stop sending blood to him

( seriously heart is an epic physical and emotional blackmailer )

you start obsessing over the fact that somebody else is accomplishing things in your place.

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You start portraying yourself as that person and imagine all of the things that would have happened

if you were in his or her place !

PHASE 4: ACCEPTANCE

Finally you are able to adapt to the fact that somebody else gets to live your dreams

and you are thus no longer jealous of that person

but still envious and ready to move on.

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PHASE 5 : MOVING ON

Now you have moved on

and don’t even remember this thing happened because frankly

ain’t anybody got time for that !

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And after a long long time you are normal again and have stopped PMS-ing !

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hallelujah !

AND THEN

something else happens that triggers the above mentioned phases all over again

and my dear folks you are screwed all over again .

But

you should always know that its okay ,

in fact its human to go through all of these phases,

you do not need to hate yourself for that

but what you should understand is that you have a life,

others do too but that is only where the similarities end.

Live YOUR life .

do not imagine yourself in others.

envy yourself and thou shall move forward.

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SUB : WHY THE DOOR TO MY ROOM IS NOT OPEN AND CLOSED !!

DEAR OVER AGED YOUNGSTERS ,

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FINE !!

DEAR ‘ADULTS’

I have experienced and observed (because I got nothing better to do)

that parents often argue with their kids on the subject of the door to their room being closed and by closed I mean shut tight

(if you do not fall into this category then you are probably a good parent….or a very very bad one ).

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ANYHOO

For you and only for you I am listing down the reasons for what you consider a sin !

WHY THE DOOR TO MY ROOM  IS NOT OPEN…

  • The reason is not because I am doing something secretive.

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  • It is also not because I am mad at you.

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  • It is so not because I want to create a barrier between me and you.

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  • It is not because I don’t like you guys.

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  • It is also not because I am depressed or a loner.

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DISCLAIMER :- In some of the cases the above following point can actually be the reason for the door not opened, in which case my dear adults you are effed !!

WHY IT IS CLOSED…

  • It is only so because I have finally reach the stage that I need to have my own space and need some time introspecting ( OK fine maybe a wee bit of daydreaming is also involved ….)

'Your honor, SHHHHHHHHHHH. Can't you see the defense rests?'

  • Also I need a place to dance where nobody can see me !

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DISCLAIMER :- In some of the cases the above following point is the excuse that you might get for the door being closed, in which case also dear adults you are effed.

MORAL :

Whatever you do, whether you try to open the door or let it remain closed, you are effed….

unless and until (yea, there is still hope for you ) you believe in what you taught us and know we can take care of ourselves !

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THANK YOU FOR READING THIS.

YOURS ALWAYS

TEENAGERS

(even if you don’t like it)

LIFE IN A METRO

Have you ever traveled in a metro and thought…

Crap, now where should I look ???

YES, I am talking about that awkward moment

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So here I am , minding my own business,

thinking about Why am I here

and whether or not the God is real…

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FINE, so I might or might not have been thinking about Joey Tribbiani!

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ANYWAY

moving on

SUDDENLY

  • SCENARIO NO. 1

           I look at the stranger sitting in front of me….

        and for the universe’s twisted sense of amusement

the stranger is looking back at me.

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And the effing moment falls upon me

with all its glorious awkwardness in tow.

Now I sit there trying not to stare at the stranger..
BUT

  to feed my sense of rebellion

           and the fact that my eye’s muscle now need a little exercise

I look at the stranger again

and maybe again ( but this time it was an accident ..swear ! )

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and just when I am about to avert my eyes … we make eye contact

and

this dance begin again.

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  • SCENARIO NO. 2

Imagine that you are sitting in a metro and it is jam-packed

and someone comes to stand in front of you.

UH-HUH.

Now I am not a prude nor a pervert

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I just stare at the floor

and

try telekinesis with the dirt on it.

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  • SCENARIO NO. 3

There is couple standing next to me and they are on the course of breaking up.

Since I am not the kind of person who sticks their leg in every pie

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I stand there and have a conversation in my head with my imaginary friend.

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And the only reason I looked at that couple is because my imaginary friend told me to.

PINKY PROMISE.

NOW
they be embarrassed

I be embarrassed

I look away

and

the dance begins again !!

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