My winning write up !

Hey my fellow bloggers…as most of you know that I am in college

(because duh, knowledge is success and you all wanna be successful don’t you ?!? )

and that I am good at writing

(if you don’t think using auto correct and thesaurus

is a crime punishable by literature, that is ) .

Here I present to you my entry which got ‘Appreciable Efforts’

in a contest organized by

ANOL

http://anoshoflife.com/

in association with my college fest ‘Meraki 2k16’ .

The name of the contest was Octopus With A Quill

( clever, ain’t it ) .

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I am sorry I wasn’t able to Re-blog it and could only provide you with the link.

I hope you will click it.

OZEY !

LIVE AND LET LIVE !

LOVE EVERYBODY !

Being a by-stander to a train-wreck of a hot mess !

How many of us have seen someone we know just fall prey to bad things ?

I bet the number constitutes at least 90% .

I , for one, have seen many ( and taking into account my ignorance of everything not related to me , its saying something) .

We try and try to get them to let go and yes, sometimes out of sheer luck we do succeed but most of the time, we fail !

I thought I failed too but what I  came to realize later is that it was not my test to fail .

Its like me and that person , in an examination hall , sitting next to each other and having an entirely different paper. While I have the knowledge to help that someone else pass this test ( and my willingness, which is rare ! ) ,  despite my best efforts to help them try to achieve it , the other person may not even be able to understand me.

Which surprisingly (not ! ) , is true in most of the cases.

( Also the above may suggest that me not being a good cheater, the fact though still remains. Their test and them not asking for help, makes it none-of-my-business ! )

Similarly, it is their life, their decisions, their mistakes, their triumphs. Relative to this, we are just by-standers ; allowed to have an opinion and even shout that opinion in their faces. ( as long as we expect it to be followed by ignorance on their part obviously . )

I have myself made bad decisions ( who hasn’t ? )and in hindsight I wish someone would have shouted some things in my face too, but in hindsight I have also realized that I would have just as easily ignored them as I would my homework.

Only thing WE can do is be there for them. I am not asking you to support their decisions because that ish is effed up but only to let them know that whatever happens, and whenever they are ready, you will be there for them.

( Queue the Awwwww ! )

Last but not the least …

Live and Let live !

( despite the jackasses they are ! )

Love everybody

(but don’t smother anyone with that love )

LATERS, BABY !

I am back…

To the people who read my blogs – hello from the other side.

To the ones who don’t – we will get there !

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You all must be wandering what will this kind soul who loves everybody

be bringing to your doorstep today.

Well, wonder no more !

I bring you NOTHING , absolutely nothing !

(well, for this post and also because Santa doesn’t trust me,

says I am all mischief ,

I don’t know what the eff he is talking about )

Oh wait..Maybe this

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(you saw it girl, you saw it first !

and maybe boys too )

Life as I told you in my last post took a turn

as it always does when exams take over.

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My turned road though to be honest just runs parallel to the old one

as I don’t to do anything differently than before.

Now you must be wandering that

OMG ! she studies regularly that is why it is all the same.

Now I hate to dissolve this goody-two-shoes image you have of me in your mindand just say it is the opposite.

Not that studying regularly is a bad things ,

its just that I have so much better things to do.

Like talking to you !

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Anyhoo, as to how did my exams go,

they were fine , they were okay.

It was my first MAJOR so its all good.

Now like I said I am back.

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And it seems like I missed a lot of things.

Chennai, You my south homie and I pray for you

( even if you weren’t I would) !

My sympathy doesn’t needs to be validated in the form of a post

but yes, know that we are there for you !

Effing hell, there are a lot of goods and evils in this world

and you can’t ignore either one of them.

And also you can’t excuse one for the other.

It is utter B.S.

But we gotta keep moving on and that is what we are doing.

STAR WARS..

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see what I did there ?? !!

Now, its winter break or what the other half likes to call Christmas break.

My plans are to catch up with my old friends and on the other days,

stay in bed because it is freezing here

( I am probably exaggerating but I have sensitive skin

or is that even a valid excuse?

Gawd ! whatevah, I am just staying in bed )

My sis is here, so there will be a lot of fights going on .

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See ya peeps in the next post.

(if I dare survive )

Till then

LIVE AND LET LIVE

LOVE EVERBODY

(even if they make you get out of the bed.)

(COMING MOM ! )

BAAAAIIIEEEE !!

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Exams in 3..2..Oh wait SELFIE !…1

IT is a truth universally acknowledged, that a person in possession of a social media account must be in want of a DP ! 

Hence, the running around , making different (weird ) poses so that you can have that ‘ONE’ selfie !

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And yes, I was doing exactly that.

Gasp!

And to think I have my semester exams in 3 days .

Gee, I am just the perfect role model aren’t I ?

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Never-mind you , that was rhetorical question!

And yes I am stalling.

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Urghh okay fine, gotta go.

Got that big exam to study for .

Apparently that is what you do before an exam .

I didn’t know that.

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Yeah yeah I am aware I am doing it again.

Okay GOING ….

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GONE GIRL ! (pun-intended)

I just got LITT UP !

You wouldn’t guess what is about to happen !!

I wasn’t able to myself.

I mean they just said goodbye to me what feels like a week ago,

but they are back !

WITH AN EFFING BANG…

Fun times are ahead people !

Now do you wanna guess?

no ?

But you have to guess…….

Still no ?

ok fine !

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HELLO EXAMS !

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( this is also what my date sheet said to me the other day, I am just spreading the word )

Bllaahhh..

I can’t believe this .

My mid semester just finished and now my semester are waving at me all smug like ‘You should have known this ! “

Well, I should have known better than to put a colored top with the whites, but I still did it, didn’t I ??

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Ughh, can’t you see ??

MY EXAMS ARE STALKING ME !
I need to get a restraining order stat !

Also , I need to study …..

oh well later, let me vent some more first !

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OK

   Done !

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live and let live

(exams I am looking right at you )

Love everybody !

   See ya when I see ya !

ARE YOU BLACK , WHITE……OR GRAY ??

Before I begin let me clarify it to you that I am not talking about COLOR as in the one that visually distinguishes us humans.

I am talking more along the lines of color to give to our personality !

Let me explain it to you a little bit.

BLACK are the EVIL kind.

WHITE are the peaceful and the good kind.

GRAY are the ones who are both !!

SO HERE ARE POINTS THAT YOU NEED TO DETERMINE WHETHER YOU ARE GRAY OR NOT

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DISCLAIMER: there are no test for Black and White and only for GRAY because you can determine yourself as either of thus by the above definition or by the fact that you wouldn’t understand the concept of GRAY !!

SOOOOO…..

YOU ARE GRAY IF :

  • You understand the concept of a good person doing a bad deed because he or she believe in justice.

          FOR EXAMPLE: VIGILANTISM…

all of ARROW fans out there

…HELLO !!

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(  that arrow pierced straight to the heart ..didn’t it ?? )

  • You understand that a bad person can still do good things without having an ulterior motive …sometimes.

      FOR EXAMPLE : NARCISSA MALFOY

NOW, she was bad but she loved her son

and though this was her ulterior motive

she still declared Harry dead

which lead to the end of LORD VOLDEMORT.

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#YouDidGood

  • You understand the origin or where some of the evil comes from.  NOTE that I didn’t say you forgive and forget but only that you understand .

     FOR EXAMPLE : STARK TREK…

NERO…

     you had no right but I understand.

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  • you understand the concept of change and the new trends and are able to think out of the box because you are not ruled down by the claws of society or what seems to be right. You understand what is between the lines.

         FOR EXAMPLE : if you love ELLEN DEGENERES, CAITLYN JENNER or anybody from LGBT Community a

nd you understand them.

This is you.

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I AM GRAY !

ALSO I AM NOT AFRAID TO ADMIT IT!

Tell me in the comments which color you are !

#BeYou

unless you are a psychopath, sociopath, bully , mean etc…

then you really need to change..

just saying !!

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I took the AM I A JERK TEST !!

Sooo,  lately I have been way too much fascinated with tests and no not the academic kind…just tests like personality test and stuff ….

And recently I took up a Quiz known as AM I JERK QUIZ..

:’D

LETS SEE HOW IT WENT..


1) Do you think you are a jerk?

-If I would’ve known I wouldn’t be taking this quiz…but I would like to think I am NOT.

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–Yes
–No


2) Do you pick on other kids (people)

-UMMMMM….. NO !! I am a kind and a gentle soul. thank you very much.

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–Yes
No
–I love to make people cry!!! HA pain and misery


3) Have you ever taken candy from a small child?

YES, and before you judgmental people start hounding me, it was the kids birthday and he offered so I took it because I didn’t want to be rude and stuff..also this question doesn’t say forcefully so I think I will go with…

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–Yes
–No
–I WAS HUNGRY!!!!!


4) Fat people are not worth talking to.

-not always …I mean people who just trash talk are not worth talking to and sometimes they are fat but I guess being fat is not the basis of this sooo…

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–True
False
–Hey, I find that offensive.


5) How many fights have you been in?

-hmmm…I fight for what I believe in and generally these fights are all verbal and not violent but it still counts as a fight right ???

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–none
1-3
–4-6
–7 or more


6) Have you won any?

– YUP !!

HELL-YEAH

–I already told you i have never been in a fight!
Some
–All


7) Do you beat up smaller children?

– ABSOLUTELY NOT.  Those little people are some time devilish but that’s okay they more than make up for it with their cuteness ..

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–My favorite thing in the world.
–No
–if they deserve it


8) Have you ever pimp slapped someone?

– What kind of a question is that but no, I am not a violent person..generally but sometimes

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KEY WORD WANNA BUT NOT GONNA

–I am a true pimp, that’s what i do
–No
–It was self defense I swear !


9) Do you tell fat kids to lose a kindergartner or two.

-not that offensively no but yes sometimes and only because they keep on complaining about how fat they are and do just about nothing else.

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–Yes
–No
–well, he was really fat, so I couldn’t help it


 10) Why are you taking this test?

-I was bored. plain and simple.

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–I wanted to know so if i am nice I can show my score to Santa
–To prove I am a bully
For fun


 11) are you amused by the sight of tears?

-depends on what kind of tears are they..If they are crocodile tears on a 3 year old then yes ,…but tears in general..NO

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–Yes
–No


 

12) you are walking down the street when a gust of wind blows some ones toupee right at your feet. What do you do?

-I probably would want to give it to him but seeing as he would already be too embarrassed I’ll probably pretend I didn’t see anything and let him grab it..not from my feet ..I’ll probably stealthily step away

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–Laugh at the bald man
–give him his wig back
–grab the wig and make him run for it
–let him grab it


13) you see a small child on a merry go round and it stops what do you do?

-probably laugh but not at him just at the pout-y expression that I am sure will be there and then put the quarter in.

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–put another quarter in
–taunt him with a quarter
–laugh in his face.


14) Have you ever told a small child that Santa isn’t real?

– uh-uh

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–Yes
–No
–I hang out at the mall at Christmas and hand out “Santa isn’t real” flyers


15) Have you ever taken someones teddy bear?

-yes, I was little and my sister had a teddy bear bigger than me.

'Your honor, SHHHHHHHHHHH. Can't you see the defense rests?'

–Yes
–No


16) Do you tell people that there art looks like crap?

-nahhh…I just tell them they do very good MODERN ART. just kidding.

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–Yes
No
–That picture made me throw up! What was i supposed to do?


17) Is valentines day the worst day of the year?

-valentines day is worst day but not THE worst day of the year.

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–Yes
–No
–If i find the person who created it i will torture them!


18) Have you ever logged on someones computer and deleted everything?

– YES, BUT I didn’t permanently delete them just kept them in the recycle bin so that they could be restored. It was hell of a prank and also may I add well deserved.

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–Yes
–No
–It was an accident


19) how many times a day do you say yo mama

never. I am not well versed in that slang.

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–none
–1-5
–6-11
–11 or more


20) Are you happy this test is over?

-Yup, because now I would get my results and this is the first result I have ever been excited for in my whole life.

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–Yes
–No
–Finally


Your Test Scores

you are: 26

What does it mean?

Your just like most people, you just care about yourself.


The admin responsible for this test and my computer SAY WHAT !!

LESSON

never let a computer judge or make decisions for you !!