My winning write up !

Hey my fellow bloggers…as most of you know that I am in college

(because duh, knowledge is success and you all wanna be successful don’t you ?!? )

and that I am good at writing

(if you don’t think using auto correct and thesaurus

is a crime punishable by literature, that is ) .

Here I present to you my entry which got ‘Appreciable Efforts’

in a contest organized by

ANOL

http://anoshoflife.com/

in association with my college fest ‘Meraki 2k16’ .

The name of the contest was Octopus With A Quill

( clever, ain’t it ) .

http://anoshoflife.com/blog/photostory-one-rickshaw-puller/

I am sorry I wasn’t able to Re-blog it and could only provide you with the link.

I hope you will click it.

OZEY !

LIVE AND LET LIVE !

LOVE EVERYBODY !

Zip it !

Dear Fickle minded Jane and John Doe(s),

Words hurt !

SO either grab a filter
OR better yet
KEEP your pie hole shut !

BECAUSE
I ain’t opposed to washing that mouth with a soap or maybe superglue.

DON’T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY !

Yours lovingly
Every other person in the universe

P.S.  NO OFFENCE !

ENVIOUS ANYBODY ??

There are SO many thing in this world that I want to do, most of them bordering idiotic but I want to do them anyway.

In fact there are so many things in my bucket list that they can’t even fit into a bucket.

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I know !

But sometimes and under some conditions, circumstances and situations we are not able to accomplish those dreams.

Obviously then we are sad

but to put a cherry on the top of the cake

somehow and from somewhere ( for eg. from our personal hell a.k.a. facebook  )

a bomb drops quoting in a calligraphic handwriting that so and so person is now doing so and so thing

that YOU already reserved the right to do !

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then comes the phases…….

PHASE 1 : SHOCK AND HEART WRENCHING SADNESS

You feel betrayed, shocked and sad.

It is a betrayal like no other ,

even if the person didn’t know that you wanted to do or be that thing

from the bottom of your heart !

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PHASE 2 : JEALOUSY

You feel extremely jealous

because it was you who had dreams about accomplishing that thing

and somebody else just comes in hacks your dreams

and go their merry effing way.

Oh hell no !

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And then you start hating that person for a little time

like a second or maybe 2 minutes,

depends on how close you are to that person.

PHASE 3 :ENVIOUS MODE

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Now because your heart is not in agreement with your brain

and since brain is scared that the heart will stop sending blood to him

( seriously heart is an epic physical and emotional blackmailer )

you start obsessing over the fact that somebody else is accomplishing things in your place.

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You start portraying yourself as that person and imagine all of the things that would have happened

if you were in his or her place !

PHASE 4: ACCEPTANCE

Finally you are able to adapt to the fact that somebody else gets to live your dreams

and you are thus no longer jealous of that person

but still envious and ready to move on.

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PHASE 5 : MOVING ON

Now you have moved on

and don’t even remember this thing happened because frankly

ain’t anybody got time for that !

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And after a long long time you are normal again and have stopped PMS-ing !

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hallelujah !

AND THEN

something else happens that triggers the above mentioned phases all over again

and my dear folks you are screwed all over again .

But

you should always know that its okay ,

in fact its human to go through all of these phases,

you do not need to hate yourself for that

but what you should understand is that you have a life,

others do too but that is only where the similarities end.

Live YOUR life .

do not imagine yourself in others.

envy yourself and thou shall move forward.

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WHAT IS THE EASIEST AND YET THE HARDEST WORD TO SAY IN ENGLISH DICTIONARY ???

SORRY !

I think we all would agree on this.

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While we throw out strings of sorry(s) all day and every day

to a table or a chair (yea I know you do that too)

We rarely sometimes ever are actually able to use this word to a being that can understand it !!

HUMANS.

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We all are psychologically proud beings who all have egos the size of mountains

and a super-hero power of ignorance.

I get it.

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We all are too much of those things to admit that

our actions just had an affair with consequences

and now they are having a messy break-up.

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Thus a simple word like Sorry becomes the bane of our existence.

LITERALLY.

Because why would I want to use it if it can stop the feud between the above two,

give me a sense of closure

and stop guilt (that overzealous product of a zombie )

from eating my heart out.

Also my life will then be not so interesting and more peaceful.

WHY IN THE HADES WOULD I WANT TO ACCOMPLISH SUCH A THING ??

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On a serious note,

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I know its hard but you can do it , you can be a better person !

Unless you murdered somebody in cold blood, then you are just a plain psychopath.

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TIP : here is what I do , I take a deep breath count from 3 to 1 and blurt it all out !!

#ItWorks

ALSO

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ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS…REALLY????

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This particular idiom I believe is older than dirt.

Not because it actually is but that it had been used so many times that if I never hear it again it will be too soon !!!

And to those who don’t understand the contrast of the word Action here and think its related to Drinking action …..

let’s just right now take a step back because this is beyond you…like waaaaayyyy beyond.

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The Idiom itself is a contradiction to the world today because…..

  • CONTRADICTION NO. 1 :  most people living on earth today are blind

Sad-look-of-pity-from-sheldon Not in the literal sense obviously but that they are so dense that they don’t know how to read a particular action.

  • CONTRADICTION NO. 2 : most people in this world are good actors

actionsspeaklouderthanwords We learn to lie about things at a small age despite how much you would want to deny it. We learn to fake emotions and our actions pretty quickly and are able to perfect that art over a period of time. Now I am not saying that words are better in this scenario but that the actions are no better than the words here.

  • CONTRADICTION NO. 3 : most people on this earth have a life

Aint_nobody_got_time_for_that-1427894845We all know that life goes on and that we must keep up. And thus Bruhhh , ain’t nobody got time to interpret this actions.Straight laced powerful words are a way to go.

  • CONTRADICTION NO. 4 : not all actions have the ability of speech

Some actions themselves contradict each other. And also sometimes we just do what we have to do , no explanations.

HENCE,

Words are powerful.

Words are necessary.

Now I am not saying that actions don’t speak but that they could only be understood by those who actually speak that language.